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For a brief blissful moment I thought that

was going to be my biggest obstacle in getting to work.

Unfortunately this was not to be the case. Inside I was met with

Yes, my battery was flat. Why? Because since Saturday afternoon I had left

like

(very hot it was too).

This meant that

was going nowhere, and would have to stay

and that

would have to

to work.

I did consider

but

Later that day…

and with one of

did

Also today: I think I might have volunteered to spend a month in Dundee at the end of July.

F*!k.

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Just watched David Hasselhof’s appearance on Friday Night with Johnathan Ross and he was talking about his experience of fame. He was saying that sometimes when people have had too much to drink it’s bad. “But that’s only 2% of the time. The other 99% it’s great”.

So does he come with a disclaimer that says numbers may not add up to 100 due to rounding?

Looking out the window earlier this evening my dad spotted this smiling face on the fence.

So I took a picture.

And I’d do it again.

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May I present for your viewing pleasure.

This man.

Performing his imitation of this man.

Scatman Sam!

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I saw something outside the bathroom the window earlier. I opened the window to see what it was.

This is what it was.

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They finally did it. Those maniacs. They blew it all up. They redesigned the Heinz Ketchup bottle.

God damn them; damn them all to hell.

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The other day in my Golden Grahams

I found this chappie

So this is what passes for Lego these days?

Note the four “nobbly bits” on his shield/stand, this is the only part which hints at true Lego.

On the back of the packet we can see that he is called Lord Vladek - the Evil Knight. Any similarity to Lord Vader?

Well maybe not, Vader’s lightsabre was perhaps a little more menacing than a large butter knife.

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I bought a camera a few months back now, and in that time I have taken over a thousand pictures.

That’s a lot of junk.

To illustrate my point here is picture 1000.

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Working on the principle that an Englishman’s home is his castle me and my dad have started work on a new project on which I spent yesterday afternoon digging - a moat.

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