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Nick put me on to xkcd.com a while ago. One thing that’s annoyed me about it for quite some time is that to read some of the joke you have to hover over the image to read the title attribute; and if that attribute’s value is too long you end up having to view the source to read it. Boring.

Greasemonkey to the rescue! I heard about this extension for firefox before but had no need of it, it allows you to write some javascript that will get executed for a particular website. Cool.

Before

After

Script (Download xkcd.com comic title greasemonkey script)

// ==UserScript==
// @name xkcd comic title
// @namespace http://xkcd.com
// @include http://*xkcd.com/*
// ==/UserScript==

var arrObjImages = document.getElementsByTagName(”img”);

var iImg;
for(iImg = 0; iImg < arrObjImages.length; iImg++){
var objImage = arrObjImages[iImg];

var sImgTitle = objImage.getAttribute("title");
if(sImgTitle != null && sImgTitle.length > 0){
//image title
objImage.parentNode.insertBefore(document.createTextNode(sImgTitle),

objImage.nextSibling);

//two line breaks
objImage.parentNode.insertBefore(document.createElement(”br”), objImage.nextSibling);
objImage.parentNode.insertBefore(document.createElement(”br”), objImage.nextSibling);

};//end if
};//end for

Dive into Greasemonkey (Sounds a perverted don’t you think?)

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Crazed local man seen taking bottles out of new recycling bins.

Police have described the man as “mostly harmless” and have advised the public to just leave him be.

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They both play the nose flute!

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Adam Wilson ft Ripper on noseflute - Lucy In The Sky (Rare) 56kbs

Folking good singing

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